2012-04-22 ~ SkyLieStudio

Sabtu, 28 April 2012

CRITA LUCU ORANG MANADO

KACA MATA
Tanta Ola so rasa stress, lantaran, dia kalu lia orang so sadiki babayang. Lantaran dia pikir depe mata so rusak, dia pigi di toko kaca mata.Pelayan : Siang tante, ada yang boleh kita bantu ?
Tanta Ola : Kita pe mata so rusak ini noh...cari akang kacamata yang pas dang ?
Pelayan : Tante so pernah pake kacamata ?
Tanta Ola : Ohh.......blum........
Pelayan : kalu bagitu torang priksa dulu tante pe mata. Mari tante, torang ke tampa priksa.
Pelayan : Tante, ini huruf apa ? (sambil tunjung tu huruf yang sadiki basar)
Tanta Ola : Nyanda jelas noh...
Pelayan : Kalu huruf ini dang ? (Sambil tunjung tu huruf yang lebeh basar)
Tanta Ola : Masih nyanda jelas noh....
Pelayan : Ini komaling tanta huruf yang paling besar yang ada disini.
Sekarang tanta bilang, ini huruf apa ? (sambil tunjung huruf yang depe basar rupa piring )
Tanta Ola : Sama noh...masih nyanda jelas
Pelayan : (sambil garo-garo kapala lantaran bingo)
Kiapa dari tadi nyanda jelas dang tanta ?
Tanta Ola : Kita kwa nintau babaca, ngana kase tunjung huruf. Mana kita mo tau ?

Happy Weekend

Peta 33 Provinsi Indonesia Terbaru (1/2)

21.58 PETA

Saya mencoba membantu anda yang kesulitan mendapatkan atau mendownload peta dari berbagai daerah di Indonesia. Peta adalah salah satu topik yang banyak di cari di dunia internet, hampir dari kita semua membutuhkan peta, lebih-lebih jika kita akan bepergian ke suatu daerah yang belum kita kenali.

Bakosurtanal (Badan Koordinasi Survei dan Pemetaan Nasional) menyediakan peta 33 provinsi di Indonesia yang bisa diunduh secara gratis melalui situsnya. Peta-peta yang terdapat pada situs ini beresolusi tinggi mulai dari 1869 x 2223 pixel sampai 5266 x 3808 pixel sehingga anda bisa memperbesar tanpa menyebabkan gambar menjadi pecah. Jika anda berminat mengunduh peta-peta tersebut, anda bisa mendapatkannya secara gratis disini. Untuk mendapatkan peta-peta ini, anda tinggal klik kanan salah satu nama provinsi dibawah ini dan pilih gambar petanya, kemudian Save Image As ke harddisk komputer anda. Tinggal di cetak ke printer warna, jadilah sudah peta provinsi yang berwarna dan gratis ! he..he..

I. PROVINSI-PROVINSI KAWASAN BARAT INDONESIA

01. Peta Provinsi Aceh

02. Peta Provinsi Sumatera Utara

03. Peta Provinsi Sumatera Barat

04. Peta Provinsi Riau

05. Peta Provinsi Kepulauan Riau

06. Peta Provinsi Jambi

07. Peta Provinsi Bengkulu

08. Peta Provinsi Sumatera Selatan

09. Peta Provinsi Bangka Belitung

10. Peta Provinsi Lampung

11. Peta Provinsi Banten

12. Peta Provinsi Jawa Barat

13. Peta Provinsi DKI Jakarta

14. Peta Provinsi Jawa Tengah

15. Peta Provinsi DI Yogyakarta

16. Peta Provinsi Jawa Timur

II. PROVINSI-PROVINSI KAWASAN TIMUR INDONESIA

17. Peta Provinsi Bali

18. Peta Provinsi NTB

19. Peta Provinsi NTT

20. Peta Provinsi Kalimantan Barat

21. Peta Provinsi Kalimantan Tengah

22. Peta Provinsi Kalimantan Timur

23. Peta Provinsi Kalimantan Selatan

24. Peta Provinsi Sulawesi Utara

25. Peta Provinsi Gorontalo

26. Peta Provinsi Sulawesi Tengah

27. Peta Provinsi Sulawesi Tenggara

28. Peta Provinsi Sulawesi Selatan

29. Peta Provinsi Sulawesi Barat

30. Peta Provinsi Maluku

31. Peta Provinsi Maluku Utara

32. Peta Provinsi Papua Barat (Irian Jaya Barat)

33. Peta Provinsi Papua (Irian Jaya)

34. Peta Provinsi Irian Jaya Tengah (Rencana awal)

Catatan:

Berdasarkan UU No.45/1999 Jo. UU No.5/2000 Jo. UU No. 22/2002 Jo.INPRES No.1/2003 => Provinsi Irian Jaya (Lama) akan dimekarkan menjadi 3 (tiga) Provinsi baru, yaitu : Provinsi Irian Jaya Barat (Ibukota: Manokwari), Irian Jaya Tengah (Ibukota: Timika) dan Irian Jaya Timur (Ibukota: Jayapura), namun karena mendapat pertentangan dari sebagian warga Papua (Irian Jaya), maka pembentukan Provinsi Irian Jaya Tengah dibatalkan.

sumber:
http://www.bakosurtanal.go.id/bakosurtanal/peta-provinsi
http://www.papuaweb.org/goi/pp/index.html

Adobe Photoshop CS6 13.0 Extended

19.05 PHOTOSHOP, SOFTWARE

Adobe® Photoshop® CS6 Extended software delivers even more imaging magic, new creative options, and the Adobe Mercury Graphics Engine for blazingly fast performance. Retouch with greater precision, and intuitively create 3D graphics, 2D designs, and movies using new and reimagined tools and workflows.

Enhance your creativity and boost your productivity. Adobe® Photoshop® CS6 Extended softwaredelivers blazingly fast performance with the new Adobe Mercury Graphics Engine, groundbreaking new Content-Aware tools, simplified 3D artwork creation, reengineered design tools, and more.

Content-Aware Patch

Patch images with greater control using Content-Aware Patch, which allows you to choose the area that Content-Aware will use to create your patch.

Mercury Graphics Engine

See near-instant results when you're editing images with key tools such as Liquify and Puppet Warp, creating 3D artwork, and working with matte paintings and other large files.

3D performance boost

Experience enhanced performance throughout your 3D workflows. View shadows and reflections in all editing modes, quickly render final work in Adobe RayTrace mode thanks to the Mercury Graphics Engine, and much more.

3D controls at your fingertips

Use a vastly simplified user interface to intuitively create and animate 3D artwork. Use in-context and on-canvas controls to manipulate cages for 3D extrusions, change the orientation of scenes and objects, edit lights, and more.

New and reengineered design tools

Create superior designs faster. Get consistent formatting with type styles, use vector layers to applystrokes and add gradients to vector objects, easily create custom strokes and dashed lines, quickly search layers, and more.

New Blur Gallery

Quickly create photographic blur effects using a simple new interface with on-image controls. Create tilt-shift effects, blur everything and then sharpen one focal point, or vary the blurriness between multiple focal points. The Mercury Graphics Engine delivers immediate results.

All-new Crop tool

Crop images faster and with greater precision using the all-new, nondestructive Crop tool. Manipulate your images on canvas, and take advantage of the Mercury Graphics Engine to see your adjustments happen live.

Modern user interface

Work with a fresh, elegant interface featuring dark background options that make your images pop, and benefit from hundreds of design touches that create a smoother, more consistent editing experience.

New reflections and draggable shadows

Quickly achieve 3D realism by adding and enhancing shadows and reflections on your ground plane. Drag a shadow to reposition the light source, and easily edit ground reflections, shadows, and other effects.

Intuitive video creation

Bring Photoshop image editing power to your videos. Easily enhance any clip using the full range of familiar Photoshop editing tools, and combine clips and stills with transitions, audio, and effects such as pan and zoom.

Background Save

Keep on working even while saving the largest of Photoshop files in the background — a performance improvement that can help your productivity soar.

Auto-recovery

Let the auto-recovery option work behind the scenes to save your edits without interrupting your progress. A copy of your work is saved every 10 minutes and recovered in the event of an unexpected shutdown.

Easy alignment and distribution of 3D objects

Create rich 3D scenes in less time now that you can automatically align 3D objects to the vanishing point in your image and manipulate a group of 3D objects at one time using a new multiselect option.

more info @http://www.adobe.com/products/photoshopextended.html

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DocumentsRescue Pro (6.6) 6.4 Build 923

18.38 RECOVERY, SOFTWARE

Office DocumentsRescue Professional recover lost data from Hard Drives,CompactFlash cards (type I/II), IBM Microdrives, SmartMedia cards, MultiMedia cards (MMCs), Secure Digital (SD) cards, Memory Sticks, CD/DVD disks, and any other storage device with the addition of wide range file format support: DOC, XLS, PPT, RTF, LIT, etc.

DocumentsRescue Pro is an effective document recovery tool for Microsoft Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Project, Publisher, Visio and many other popular document formats. DocumentsRescue Pro can recover documents lost due to computer crashes, accidental deletion - even if the Recycle Bin has been emptied, formatting of a disk drive, and when a document has never been saved! Easy to use for novice users, as well as a feature rich advanced mode for the skilled technician users. DocumentsRescue Pro is not just 'undelete' tool it can easily, quickly and absolutely reliably reconstruct the lost document files that undelete programs can never recover.